I am as far from my house as I was going to get that evening. I was wearing beige/khaki combats, and I'm fairly sure I was steaming gently. Out of nowhere and with no warning I just eject a stream of hot liquid shit all down the back of my legs. I duck in to an alleyway and start to piss. It was a pretty cold and frosty evening, as we got close I figured there'd be a bit of a queue and it'd be worthwhile nipping into a dark corner and having a piss. My best mate and I were walking down to the club, which is about a mile and a half away from where we lived. I shat myself one cold winter's evening, on my way to a nightclub. and not let everyone else in my life down. I just wish there were some way for it all to work out so that I could have my "I am going to die, maybe it'd be better if I just kill myself" days. Thankfully Crohn's doesn't count as a disability so I don't even have to wonder if I should apply for benefits or not. I wouldn't want to collect money from the 'd just make me feel more worthless. Unfortunately it is ALWAYS followed by "but we need you here". Just recently had my boss who I thought hated me tell a superior that I was one of his best employees. I've been blessed enough to have coworkers and management tell me time and time again that my work ethic is second to none. but I am so tired of people calling me lazy or thinking worse of me because I can't make it out of the house to go to their nephew's birthday party. It isn't like people with other diseases are treated better. TL DR - Rushed to work, had to turn back because I shat myself I had no chanceĮdit 3 - For those who is asking, I am a guy. and frontpage because i shit myselfĮdit 2 - For those who asks how you not can feel earlier when you have to shit, I was getting on the bus and it's a no stop ride for 20 minutes, it attacked me from nowhere after 2 minutes and when i got off the bus i ran around looking for a toilet for 5 minutes and the rest you know. I am 22 years old and cant even remember soiling myself as a kid.Įdit - Feels alot better now knowing I'm not alone. Then i went out to find a McDonalds and there i took my undies off threw in the trash, wiped, called in sick at work and took a cab home. I lean against it and lets my body breathe, It was the biggest crap I have taken in my life, looked like a cow had been there when I was finished (feeling bad for the cleaners). When i have 5 meters left the pain is to horrific and my body gives up, and boom goes the dynamite, half crapped my pants opening the door to the toilet and guess what. Running in to a cafe asking for a toilet the owners directs me to a public toilet in the square. When to bus enters the station I need to take a crap so hard and i am sweating like a pig. Entering the bus I feel a wierd cold feeling in my stomach. Today i overslept, waking up in a rush, dressed an ran out to catch the bus. >!insert spoiler here!< Other subreddits you might like: some Mod posts Serious posts Megathread Breaking news Unfilter Please use spoiler tags to hide spoilers. Tags to use: Use a post tag to designate your post as a serious, on-topic-only thread. If you think your post has disappeared, see spam or an inappropriate post, please do not hesitate to contact the mods, we're happy to help. Spam, machine-generated content, and karma farming are not permitted. more >ĭo not post harmful misinformation. more >Ĭomment replies consisting solely of images will be removed. Mods reserve the right to remove content or restrict users' posting privileges as necessary if it is deemed detrimental to the subreddit or to the experience of others. Soliciting money, goods, services, or favours is not allowed. tagged posts are off-limits to jokes or irrelevant replies. more >ĪskReddit is not your soapbox, personal army, or advertising platform. Posting, or seeking, any identifying personal information, real or fake, will result in a ban without a prior warning. more >ĪskReddit is for open-ended discussion questions. more >Īny post asking for advice should be generic and not specific to your situation alone. Your thoughts/responses to the question can go in the comments section. The title may contain two, short, necessary context sentences. You must post a clear and direct question in the title.
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